The Joke Corner

- My penis has swollen!

Not a joke buuuuuut

A man and his son are driving to a lake to go Fishing.. on the way there they are in a serious crash
The paramedics rush both of them to hospital but the farther is pronounced dead on Arrival.

The boy is in a serious condition and rushes to surgerory...
The dcotor comes in and announces "I cant opperate on him, thats my son!"

how? :O

Ok so this guy calls the fire department and starts talking about how last year he bought a couple of canabis seeds and plated them in vases next to his window but they didn`t grow good then the fireman interupts him and says sir this is a fire department we deal with serous thing here and he hang up the phone . Then the canabis guy calls again and continues his story : altho some of the seeds fell in the yard and a beautiful canabis grew in the garden of the building and again the fireman interupts him and says sir this is a fire department we deal with serous thing here and he hang up the phone . then the guy with the canabis calls for a third time and says so there is a fire at my neighbour so i wanted to tell you to be careful with my canabis while you are putting the fire !

lol

hahahhahahah

At an auction one of the items is a parrot . The auction begins and the parrot`s price goes up and up and up , slowly one by one the people give up at the end only one millionare is left , who wins the parrot when he pays for the bird he says that after he is paying so much atleast it should be able to talk and the auctoneer says yes it can who do you thing you were biding against the whole time ?

two millionares talking on the deck of an expensive hotel . one of them says : there is only one honest way to become a millionare . the other one says : which is it ? the first guy says i was sure you don`t know it either

Two girlfriends talking :
- I don`t have who knows what dream for a perfect man he has to be gentle and smart . do you thing there are any millionares of that kind left ?

Wife talking to her husband :
- hun look at how white your t-shirt is after i washed it with the new "ariel"
- hmm white , i liked it better with the pictures

lol millionaire jokes

Btw Radi...have you checked the other topics on forum? Loot policy, raid schedule and wish list? I've updated your permissions so you can see the members area!

A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.”

He said.” Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.”

The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email.”
I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this
Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, “I don’t have an email”. The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!”

The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story:

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy,
than a millionaire……….

Have a great day!!!

lmao

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"


A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

and for u Sifu!

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"

Syb the 2nd and 3rd are genius xD really made my endless morning of homework

take that